No this post isn't an amazing story of how an old grandma finally graduates from junior high, although that would be pretty amazing and redonkulous (yes it is a word) because junior high clearly doesn't matter.
Back to the point, this post is something totally not "kosher" to talk about but since its just you and me Jamie :) you've heard it all from me so why not?
The girls....oh the girls...they've deflated and if I had enough skin they would be rubbing my upper thigh! I've stopped nursing and its become an unusually sad sight to see. I honestly look like an 85 year old back in junior high (yay for title tie in). I've tried to be okay with super small girls and normally its just life BUT do they have to be unusually SMALL and SAGGY...come on!!
Its embarrassing really embarrassing. I think its "part" of what makes you a woman, MF disagrees of course but I think he's just trying to make me feel better. I do know that I am not "one" of those girls that is fine with indented nips that can't indent because they are too busy rubbing your belly button. Speaking of belly, guess mines holding out for the next munchkin to nestle in.
So here I sit belly hanging over my pants, girls nestling down in China town. Heaven help the person that has to see me naked, sorry MF.
Here's to hoping they make training bras that will fit my ever expanding rib cage.
oh my this is hilarious!! I might just have to order myself up some of these bad boys.
http://videosift.com/video/Sagging-Boobies-Lift-Em-Up-With-Liftys
Hey Melissa here, oh my heck you are so freaking funny! Welcome to the land of Saggy Maggie where your boobs represent the look of rocks in socks. I knew I wasn't alone in this world, so it sure is great to hear it from someone else :) Your awesome!!
ReplyDeleteHA HA HA HA you know there is a surgery that can fix that!!!
ReplyDeletelove you mc!!!! that was great. you need to call up liz b and see if you guys can get a 2 fer one special or start poppin out those bambinos. although i do hear that when you get falsies and then have babies them boobies have a more natural look to them. as far as the belly goes that's just a crock of crap. you have a killer bod baby!
ReplyDeleteYou kill me! I am laughing my head off! There is no way in heck that your belly is hanging over your pants. Maybe the name of our sewing circle should be something about how teensy all of our boobs are, well except for Ashley of course. Come up with something super creative/hilarious for three small chesties and one triple E. All for love Ash.
ReplyDeletenow haylie your selling me short! i've got my porn boobs now and luckily when they are the tiny nubbs of our flat chested 3 they haven't started the sagfest yet. but a good thing can't last forever this baby may change my somewhat perky flat boobies to ski jumps. so i'll enjoy my porn boobs while i can.
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